Giving Recognition When It Is Due

Being a member of the Green Team makes it very difficult to report on the successes of any other P.A.C.K.S. other than Green. However, a member of the Red Team accomplished something recently that no other P.A.C.K.S. has done since our arrival here on Earth: score more points as a single member of a Team than a 5-P.A.C.K.S. Team during a Team Tag exercise. Parnelli, who normally is a member of the Red Team (and was coloured Cyan for this exercise), entered a Team Tag exercise against three other Teams that had five P.A.C.K.S. each. After it was over, the Red Team finished first, with the Blue Team finishing second, and Parnelli finishing third (with the Green Team finishing fourth). After overcoming the urge to pound Parnelli into a useless pile of polycarbonite for scoring higher than my own Team, I thought it would be best to recognize the event. Besides, Wazee would have eventually found out who had taken Parnelli out of existence, and I would follow Parnelli down the road to non-existence in a very short fashion!

With all that being said, after I discipline the five Green P.A.C.K.S. that had allowed one P.A.C.K.S. to beat them, I'm going after Parnelli's record!